He likes big butts and cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny...
Chubby Chase-Her
Position: Head Ref and head of Skater Relations
Hometown: Raleigh, IL
Derby wife? Chunky Brewster
Derby kid: The Pomegranate Kid
Why this derby name and number? Because I've often over-indulged at buffets, and consequently rarely can skate parallel with the girls...
How did you get into derby? After accompanying Dorothy Vader from SVRG to see the derby leagues from Evansville, IN in action, I came home and told Dawn Gin Master that I wanted to get into derby too. She then invited me to the first ever SIRG league meet-up at Emery Bro's Skating Rink in Marion, and the rest is history...Drink of choice: MOUNTAIN DEW!!!!!
Non-derby hobbies: internets-ing, skating, dealing cards and craps, Wii, and loving Star Wars
Favorite song to skate to: Unskinny Bop by Poison, OR Roller Derby Saved My Soul by Uncle Leon and the Alibis
Turn ons: Star Wars, fast skates, tippers, and free food
Turn offs: Star Trek, gummed-up bearings, mouthy derby girls on their way to the box, and stinky skate pads
What do your family and friends think of derby? They think my wife's awfully trusting to let me go hang out with 30 scantily-clad women 2-3 times a week!
Favorite quote: "And just remember, as a ref, whether you're right or wrong on your call, the WFTDA rules say that you're right!" -- JoeXCore
