In case the striped shirt didn't give it away... he's a referee:

Captain Obvious

Hometown: New York, NY

Derby mom: Dread Pirate Robyn

Why this derby name and number? Isn't it obvious?

How did you get into derby? Dawn Gin Master and Chubby Chase-Her had been telling me to come out and skate and check out derby for the longest time. Not wanting to be the creeper that shows up to a closed practice I declined many times till finally they convinced me. Since I use to skate in my younger days I dusted off the old rollerblades and showed up. I haven't stopped going since.

Drink of choice: Mojito or Captain and Coke. Most rum drinks. Us Captains have to stick together.

Non-derby hobbies: Working on computers, playing games, driving. I am also a Freemason so I enjoy doing community service. No I will not tell you who shot JFK, stop asking.

Favorite song to skate to: "Mike Relm and Josie with Attitude" by Mike Relm. "Fight with Tools" by the Flobots.

Turn ons: Geeks, fast cars, BlackBerrys and chai lattes. If you haven't had chai you're a savage.

Turn offs: Pants, hot beer and cold women.

What do your family and friends think of derby? They think derby is cool but they think I do it cause it's hot women in skimpy outfits hitting each other. I do it cause I love to skate, I swear!

Favorite quote: "The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it." - Albert Einstein